Sam Moved To Alaska

Ask me anything   "I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage. Thank you for the final proof."

In case you were wondering how teleportation works.

In case you were wondering how teleportation works.

— 49 minutes ago
#accidentalyoga  #teleportation 

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

— 2 hours ago with 916918 notes

farorescourage:

cannedviennasausage:

basedpidgeot:

lydiapocalypse:

maxofs2d:

i’m pretty sure nobody will ever be able to top this

please

call the police

in c r e di ble

bury me to this song

(via pocket-ferret)

— 2 hours ago with 11886 notes

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via delladonnaleone)

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 This is your heart, and you should never let it rule your head. 

(Source: molliehooper, via fallforsherlock)

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nottheghost-youaretome:

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

i am the lorax and i speak for the trees

(Source: okithecat, via delladonnaleone)

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